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About Irishgirl15 : im fifteen and i am from irealnd have fml moments alot so yeah

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Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

Today, as I left class I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted "Let go!". I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9653) - you deserved it (24113)

On 11/19/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by betamaxjim (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by Aaron (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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