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Today, I visited home. My drunk mother was screaming to my drunk stepdad about a fight four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "Orgasm face." And the neighbors were dancing outside coked out and naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56725) - you deserved it (2967)

On 09/19/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted so loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

#4883657 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (38518) - you deserved it (4398)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:30pm - health - by minnie (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML

#4122960 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (29099) - you deserved it (8439)

On 07/29/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by Bareassed (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, it was a pretty nice day so I decided I would take a walk through the park to get to work instead of driving. Healthier and better for the planet, right? Wrong. Some little bratty kids were bored apparently and decided to hide behind trees and peg me with water balloons. FML

#4074365 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (29297) - you deserved it (2581)

On 07/27/2009 at 4:35am - misc - by waterballoons (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that by brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of warcraft money. FML

#4073449 (233)

I agree, your life sucks (55619) - you deserved it (3059)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

#3582507 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (39468) - you deserved it (8164)

On 07/08/2009 at 1:51pm - animals - by coral (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

#3470108 (458)

I agree, your life sucks (52354) - you deserved it (8698)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:49am - love - by Cococautly (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents their anniversary gift which cost us over $3000. The gift was a trip to London in August to see a show on Michael Jackson's comeback tour. FML

#3237378 (366)

I agree, your life sucks (79687) - you deserved it (6390)

On 06/26/2009 at 10:31am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML

#3215431 (289)

I agree, your life sucks (59321) - you deserved it (4308)

On 06/25/2009 at 8:56pm - love - by Tom (man) - United States (New York)

Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML

#1382761 (182)

I agree, your life sucks (75043) - you deserved it (15506)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by hjgjh - United States (California)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178 (978)

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)