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IrishDancer93
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 November 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1251
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About IrishDancer93 : I am a 40st conservative prison escapee with herpes, gangrene and a sacrificial religion orientation.

I am also an Irish dancer.

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Today, for my 2 year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

#5911191
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28994) - you deserved it (5132)

On 10/20/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by lame (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75035) - you deserved it (10604)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML

#5759399
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29700) - you deserved it (4058)

On 10/10/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by kissless (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride:1 - Getting Laid:0. FML

#4673205
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7044) - you deserved it (71771)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML

#4636801
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50639) - you deserved it (9073)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

#4070299
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45836) - you deserved it (11147)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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