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  • Number of visits : 1720
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Irakli_1 : I'm a teenager that managed to get into a good university and still adores dark humor :))

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I Won An Award At School 4 Hard Work. Afterwards , Parents Told Me Off. Why? They Wanted Brother To Get It Instead Of Me. FML

#5825419
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33689) - you deserved it (1548)

On 10/14/2009 at 4:21am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day I want to mah formar high school's homacoming gama. A classmata who I always had a crush on looks up an goas "Brian!", holding har arms out 4 a hug. I hug har an sha saams a bit suprisad but hugs back anyway. I gat up an saa anothar Brian from our class bahind ma. Shama. FML

#5579977
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37607) - you deserved it (3824)

On 10/01/2009 at 3:07am - misc - by Jusawkward - United States (Missouri)

2day te guy I ave been in love wit 4 years decided to tell me all about is women problems and ow e can't find someone. After telling im I loved im e responds, "do you know if anyone else does?" FML

#5201884
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42144) - you deserved it (3523)

On 09/12/2009 at 3:39am - love - by ksgirl (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today , I took tis grl out tat I've been crusing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during te date , I ad to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to te table , a little boy stood up an soutd , "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of te wole restaurant. FML

#5198874
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40037) - you deserved it (4790)

On 09/12/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by taman (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY , I SPENT HOURS CONSOLING MAH GIRLFRIEND FIR GETTING DUMPD BY THE GUY SHE WAS CHEATING ON ME WITH . FML

#5124019
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27482) - you deserved it (72145)

On 09/08/2009 at 8:29am - love - by nitwit (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I punchd the air enthusiastically after getting an impossible question right. Unfortunately, above me was an old fashiond mole trap, with 6 small spikes and 2 large ones. I now have 6 puncture wounds in hand, and two in shoulder, as it fell off the hook it was hanging on. FML

#4746647
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24204) - you deserved it (7146)

On 08/22/2009 at 10:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

#3986456
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56253) - you deserved it (3274)

On 07/23/2009 at 7:25pm - love - by Inga44 (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over yur kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing mah boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML

#3254274
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46003) - you deserved it (11984)

On 06/26/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by lifesmells - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... I LOOKED THROUGH MAH GIRLFRIEND'S PHONE BOOK AND SAW TWO ENTRIES WITH MAH NAME. ONE HAD "(CUTE)" ATTACHED TO IT. I CHECKED TO SEE IF IT WAS MAH NUMBER. IT WASN'T. FML

#3036778
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39910) - you deserved it (4906)

On 06/19/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... as a frog biologist I was out in te field searcing for a relatively rare frog species. After tree ours I finally eard te frog call and I crept closer and closer to te sound until... squis... I steppd on te very frog I was trying to collect. Tey're endangerd. FML

#3017224
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51235) - you deserved it (17970)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by oops... (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was bieng pulled into a pool by mah girlfriend . To avoid ruining mah phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me . I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it . FML

#2912721
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45622) - you deserved it (10015)

On 06/15/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by WetPhone (man) - United States (Ohio)

2day I was wit ma kids. We saw a tiny little bug an tey started freaking out. Trying to sow tem tat bugs r not scary, I picked it up. It bit me an now I ave to go to te doctor because ma and is te size of a balloon. FML

#1590402
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39393) - you deserved it (24427)

On 05/03/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Sally256 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , I walkd into mah dorm to fine mah roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose . FML

#1346080
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83532) - you deserved it (5678)

On 04/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by calliefml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Yesterday on te train I got exciteden I suddenly noticed I ad a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. Wit a grin on ma face I told ma friend. My dad overeard and said "o sweetie e probably ad te wrong number." Te voicemail was blank. I texted im. Te call was an accident. real FML

#878620
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51044) - you deserved it (4013)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:35pm - misc - by lyssanthamum - United States (New York)

Today, I stayed over at mah grandparents' house. I woke up an had to brush mah teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used mah old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML

#452198
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67040) - you deserved it (9523)

On 03/18/2009 at 9:41pm - health - by uofpalum (man) - United States (District of Columbia)



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