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Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22618) - you deserved it (3951)
On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22618) - you deserved it (3951)
On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22618) - you deserved it (3951)
On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22618) - you deserved it (3951)
On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22618) - you deserved it (3951)
On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22618) - you deserved it (3951)
On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22618) - you deserved it (3951)
On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22618) - you deserved it (3951)
On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22618) - you deserved it (3951)
On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I have to train people overseas to do my job. If I succeed in teaching them what they need to know, then they get my job and I get fired. If they don't perform well, then as the trainer I get blamed, and get fired. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 3:30am - work - by ritualdevice - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by not_trained_for_this (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 2:13pm - work - by fuckedup (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)
Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML
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On 10/14/2009 at 4:21am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML
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On 10/01/2009 at 3:07am - misc - by Jusawkward - United States (Missouri)
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