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Irakli_1

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  • Number of visits : 1765
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Irakli_1 : I'm a teenager that managed to get into a good university and still adores dark humor :))

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Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

#8472964
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38182) - you deserved it (2186)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:59am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I started work as the head engineer for a big civil engineering project. I met the rest of my team, in particular the environmental engineer who I'll need to get along with the most. As it turns out, I took her virginity when we were freshmen in college. She still thinks I'm an asshole. FML

#7565931
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11634) - you deserved it (33973)

On 01/25/2010 at 8:32am - love - by CivE (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

#6983853
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30777) - you deserved it (5411)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

#6983853
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30777) - you deserved it (5411)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

#6983853
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30777) - you deserved it (5411)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

#6983853
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30777) - you deserved it (5411)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

#6983853
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30777) - you deserved it (5411)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

#6983853
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30777) - you deserved it (5411)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

#6983853
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30777) - you deserved it (5411)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

#6983853
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30777) - you deserved it (5411)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

#6983853
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30777) - you deserved it (5411)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

#6983853
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30777) - you deserved it (5411)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I have to train people overseas to do my job. If I succeed in teaching them what they need to know, then they get my job and I get fired. If they don't perform well, then as the trainer I get blamed, and get fired. FML

#6761187
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35149) - you deserved it (1926)

On 12/15/2009 at 3:30am - work - by ritualdevice - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML

#6350911
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32213) - you deserved it (2454)

On 11/18/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by not_trained_for_this (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML

#6287730
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31047) - you deserved it (2551)

On 11/13/2009 at 2:13pm - work - by fuckedup (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)



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