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Irakli_1

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Irakli_1

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1976
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Irakli_1 : I'm a teenager that managed to get into a good university and still adores dark humor :))

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Irakli_1's favorite FMLs

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14351) - you deserved it (49247)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

#15985772
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39334) - you deserved it (7430)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:06am - love - by Imrickar - United States

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22136) - you deserved it (48279)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

#15528931
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29672) - you deserved it (56110) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML

#14529858
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7377) - you deserved it (59605)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML

#14399805
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32122) - you deserved it (3717)

On 12/30/2010 at 7:45pm - love - by 3yrneveragainn -

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

#13963928
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37449) - you deserved it (4986)

On 11/24/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

#12296096
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6887) - you deserved it (51674)

On 08/03/2010 at 9:19pm - misc - by bitch (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18251) - you deserved it (26770)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

#12030730
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25277) - you deserved it (49350)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

#12027756
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49597) - you deserved it (5889)

On 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm - love - by highlandgirl10 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I cycled past a group of middle school kids. They decided that they should all start shouting "FAT ALERT" while ringing the bells on their bikes. FML

#12011441
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29245) - you deserved it (6723)

On 07/20/2010 at 9:57pm - health - by fattysonparade (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML

#12000759
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11112) - you deserved it (36486)

On 07/20/2010 at 9:33am - misc - by Speedy (woman) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

#11999440
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12682) - you deserved it (44149)

On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML

#11989675
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61189) - you deserved it (3785)

On 07/19/2010 at 8:23pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States



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