About IrIsH_sHoRtY : I am an Irish American who despite living in the US, must still deal with many strict cultural traditions from my family. Living with the physio Irish people can be rough, but entertaining
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by Anonymous / 01/07/2012 at 12:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by plantfood / 01/06/2012 at 12:47am / United States / Transportation
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
by Anonymous / 01/05/2012 at 11:06pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had shelves installed using a builder who came highly recommended by my co-worker. Turns out the builder is her friend, who has no actual qualifications or experience as a builder, but 'it's his dream'. I now have a gaping hole in my kitchen where the shelves should be. FML
by neveragain89 / 01/05/2012 at 7:37pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
by Fat_abott / 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm / France / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 12:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by thankzbabe / 01/04/2012 at 7:32am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I picked up a hitchhiker. He was well dressed, and seemed trustworthy. As soon as he got in, he pulled out a gun and stole my wallet and car. All of this occurred in front of a sign warning against picking up hitchhikers. FML
by hitchhiked / 01/04/2012 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, my dad had a day off and was 'bored' so he decided to move our entire kitchen into our living room. We now have no running water, no oven that works and the entire house is a bombsite. He has an entire week off. FML
by mazzer / 01/03/2012 at 9:04pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
by vanessa560 / 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML
by Anonymous / 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm / Ireland (Meath) / Miscellaneous
Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML
by Andrew / 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Work
- Today, I realized that my husband and I are at that point in our marriage where "sleeping together"… Today, my boyfriend tried to serenade me with The Sex is Good by Saving Abel. According to him, "I… Today, my high-strung and normally very proper mother took twice her prescribed dose of Ambien, and…