About IrIsH_sHoRtY : I am an Irish American who despite living in the US, must still deal with many strict cultural traditions from my family. Living with the physio Irish people can be rough, but entertaining
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by Allergic / 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I had to do community service work, so I helped out at a senior center. One of the confused elderly patients, who believed the Cold War was still on, thought I was a Soviet and started screaming about how I was going to nuke his country. FML
by communistgirl / 01/24/2012 at 11:42am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 9:19am / United States / Money
by addicted2v / 01/21/2012 at 8:25am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML
by LonerCow / 01/20/2012 at 10:15am / United States / Miscellaneous
by tiptoesjohnson / 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML
by meh / 01/18/2012 at 12:21am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML
by littlelottie / 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Ange / 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by student414 / 01/10/2012 at 12:15pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Geek
by Needsanewjob / 01/10/2012 at 10:34am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by bellaskyeb / 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 7:24am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML
by VerbalDiarrhea / 01/08/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Nevada) / Transportation
Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. FML
by sick in Vegas / 01/07/2012 at 5:21pm / United States / Health
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to… Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not… Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't…