About IrIsH_sHoRtY : I am an Irish American who despite living in the US, must still deal with many strict cultural traditions from my family. Living with the physio Irish people can be rough, but entertaining
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by starboy / 03/10/2012 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML
by wtf did I do / 03/02/2012 at 4:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Kevin / 02/13/2012 at 1:00am / United States / Love
by Anon / 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by KDM / 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by wish.was.single / 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 12:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by ???? / 01/25/2012 at 1:32am / United States / Health
by dragonmirado / 01/25/2012 at 1:23am / China / Miscellaneous
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
by Benjamin / 01/25/2012 at 12:03am / United States (California) / Work
by JellitonOctopus / 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by me / 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/24/2012 at 9:58pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by sickandtiredofit / 01/24/2012 at 2:50pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by emma209 / 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
- Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass… Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when…