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Ipreferbroccoli
  • Town/Country : Slovenia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 March 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1765
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Ipreferbroccoli : Current mission: finding a male opera singer that would narrate my life.

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Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11196) - you deserved it (24425)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21518) - you deserved it (9509)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21873) - you deserved it (2154)

On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)



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