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Ipreferbroccoli

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 March 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2211
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Ipreferbroccoli : Current mission: finding a male opera singer that would narrate my life.

Ipreferbroccoli's page activity

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Fucked!<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 4:10pm

Ipreferbroccoli's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Ipreferbroccoli's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

by Hobbsie / 08/29/2010 at 12:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

by Anonymous / 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML

by squidwardpotatoes / 11/14/2009 at 6:08am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

by ShiriSarah / 08/20/2009 at 10:39am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy