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Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34591) - you deserved it (6215)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14779) - you deserved it (49432)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

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On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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On 09/21/2010 at 8:44am - kids - by cganon - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

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On 09/01/2010 at 9:50am - love - by ouch (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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