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Insane_Tea
  • Town/Country : Missouri
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 April 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1498
  • Number of comments : 211
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Insane_Tea : Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*
Respect women and children. The color of our skin does not matter, but the content of our character. Your still alive, that's all the inspiration you should ever need. P.S- Brunettes are always the prettiest.

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Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9163) - you deserved it (29159)

On 02/23/2009 at 4:58pm - animals - by frenchpop1960 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my grandmother told me that not only does she not accept me as a homosexual man, but that she feels my relationship with a little person is "spitting in God's face." FML

#56713
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35759) - you deserved it (9778)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:34pm - love - by iamatthewroberts (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17466) - you deserved it (4713)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

#277
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41673) - you deserved it (2899)

On 11/11/2008 at 3:32am - health - by Blazouta - Sent from mobile version

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62673) - you deserved it (8478)

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