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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4620
  • Number of comments : 211
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Insane_Tea : Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*
Respect women and children. The color of our skin does not matter, but the content of our character. Your still alive, that's all the inspiration you should ever need. P.S- Brunettes are always the prettiest.

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.


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Today, my grandmother told me that not only does she not accept me as a homosexual man, but that she feels my relationship with a little person is "spitting in God's face." FML


I agree, your life sucks (45581) - you deserved it (12633)

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Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML


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Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML


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On 11/11/2008 at 3:32am - health - by Blazouta - Sent from mobile version

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML


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