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Insane_Tea

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Insane_Tea

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3800
  • Number of comments : 211
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Insane_Tea : Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*
Respect women and children. The color of our skin does not matter, but the content of our character. Your still alive, that's all the inspiration you should ever need. P.S- Brunettes are always the prettiest.

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Insane_Tea's favorite FMLs

TODAY I HAD TO TELL ALL THE TRICK-OR-TREATERS THAT I'D RUN OUT OF CANDY. I'D ACTUALLY BOUGHT ABOUT $50 WORTH OF CANDY BUT MANAGED TO EAT ALL OF IT BY MYSELF SITTING ALONE IN MY APARTMENT EXACTLY LYK LAST YEAR. FML

#18127186
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12725) - you deserved it (42620)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:09am - misc - by candice - Reserved

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. fat FML

#18127169
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34140) - you deserved it (6752)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I looool got out of mah car and went to get her insurance details only 4 her mother to get out and up in mah face screaming at me to "Get back in yur fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

#18091969
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13422) - you deserved it (33404)

On 10/27/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by Benjamin - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was struggling to cycla up a staap hill . A guy haading past ma on a scootar said I'd lost somathing . I stoppad an lookad back . Saaing nothing, I askad him what I lost . Ha rapliad, ( Your momantum! ) FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30686) - you deserved it (5197) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, my boyfriend sowed me a YouTube video of im popping a uge blackead on is foreead. He told me e ad been "growing" it for more tan 2 years now. I ave been caressing an kissing tat ting for almost 2 years because I tougt it was a beauty mark. real FML

#17839150
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31992) - you deserved it (15437)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85742) - you deserved it (13156)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my best friend an I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell yur friend your going to the bathroom an come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. real FML

#17657818
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36206) - you deserved it (7340)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:16am - misc - by Pizza-less - United States (Washington)

Today , at work , I eard a weird sound coming from te ceiling . As I looked up to see wat it was , a uge splas of water it me in te face . I called mall maintenance to let tem know . Tey told me tey already knew about te leak.. . from te sewage line . FML

#17621192
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26762) - you deserved it (1958)

On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - work - by honeybee2487 - United States

Today... I was doing mah jazz aerobics workout an accidentally kicked mah 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know... including mah wife... thinks I beat her. FML

#17613922
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30040) - you deserved it (8994)

On 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm - health - by Stan - United States (California)

Yesterday, I went to mah doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting mah shirt up to check mah heretbeat, an ended with mah gran starting a fistfight over his ( perverted ways. ) FML

#17592588
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26436) - you deserved it (2310)

On 08/27/2011 at 3:45am - health - by sad child - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I went to mah doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting mah shirt up to check mah heretbeat, an ended with mah gran starting a fistfight over his ( perverted ways. ) FML

#17592588
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26436) - you deserved it (2310)

On 08/27/2011 at 3:45am - health - by sad child - United States (New York)

yesterday I cummed ome to find ma ouse destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I ad spent days and-crafting te ouse to perfection, down to te finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

Today, I was home alone, an enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchenhile getting a drink. FML

#17254567
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28610) - you deserved it (11736)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

TADAY I DISCOVERED THAT WHEN YOU BUY ROPES, DUCT TAPES, A SHOVEL, RAZOR BLADES, A FIRE POKER, AND A CARTON OF CIGS, THE POLICE CAN TURN UP AND SEARCH YOUR HOUSE 4 'PRISONERS'. THOSE ITEMS WERE ACTUALLY COINCIDENTAL. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35430) - you deserved it (7311)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, Whila At Tha Baach, I Was Mistakan For Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47505) - you deserved it (25771)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)



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