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Insane_Tea

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Insane_Tea

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2562
  • Number of comments : 211
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Insane_Tea : Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*
Respect women and children. The color of our skin does not matter, but the content of our character. Your still alive, that's all the inspiration you should ever need. P.S- Brunettes are always the prettiest.

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Insane_Tea's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

#18127186
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12098) - you deserved it (41389)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:09am - misc - by candice - Reserved

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

#18127169
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32500) - you deserved it (6502)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

#18091969
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13326) - you deserved it (33166)

On 10/27/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by Benjamin - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30412) - you deserved it (5174) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

#17839150
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30988) - you deserved it (15072)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85058) - you deserved it (13051)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

#17657818
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34295) - you deserved it (7077)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:16am - misc - by Pizza-less - United States (Washington)

Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak... from the sewage line. FML

#17621192
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26515) - you deserved it (1940)

On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - work - by honeybee2487 - United States

Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML

#17613922
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28062) - you deserved it (8687)

On 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm - health - by Stan - United States (California)

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

#17592588
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26191) - you deserved it (2294)

On 08/27/2011 at 3:45am - health - by sad child - United States (New York)

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

#17592588
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26191) - you deserved it (2294)

On 08/27/2011 at 3:45am - health - by sad child - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

#17254567
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27058) - you deserved it (11308)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33528) - you deserved it (7086)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45981) - you deserved it (24979)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)



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