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Insane_Tea

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Insane_Tea

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2867
  • Number of comments : 211
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Insane_Tea : Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*
Respect women and children. The color of our skin does not matter, but the content of our character. Your still alive, that's all the inspiration you should ever need. P.S- Brunettes are always the prettiest.

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Insane_Tea's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

#18931669
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26780) - you deserved it (2415)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29607) - you deserved it (2474)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML

#18798244
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23381) - you deserved it (3900)

On 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm - love - by Sad.To.Be.Me. (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I looked into my sink's garbage disposal for the first time since I moved in two months ago. Apparently, the putrid smell was not the food I've been throwing down it, but instead, a now what appears to be mutilated litter of rats. FML

#18772081
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27253) - you deserved it (3224)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:23am - misc - by RatFailure (woman) - United States

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42999) - you deserved it (4399)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

#18733674
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29284) - you deserved it (5454)

On 01/07/2012 at 6:11am - misc - by merrymary - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

#18714310
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27077) - you deserved it (3120)

On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

#18583551
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21389) - you deserved it (3655)

On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11015) - you deserved it (87469)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML

#18396492
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27797) - you deserved it (3029)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML

#18367915
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26215) - you deserved it (2424)

On 11/27/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by davidh5012 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32934) - you deserved it (3125)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29265) - you deserved it (5155)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I have my first university lecture on lab safety. Having gone out the night before with my house-mates, I have the worst hangover of my life, and have to listen for an hour and a half while they loudly demonstrate the types of alarms we'll hear in different kinds of emergencies. FML

#18138100
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11840) - you deserved it (45275)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by ...loud noises...urgh... (woman) - United Kingdom (York)



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