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Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 11:05am - love - by Great. (woman) - United States (Montana)
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by 23yearoldtoddler - United States
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)
Today, I was broken up with via a cereal analogy. Apparently, I'm a Cheerio and all he wants is a Fruit Loop. FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 7:55am - love - by Kyley - United States
Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML
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On 04/20/2012 at 10:48pm - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by kayadd33 - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I witnessed my husband swat a coffee bean over and over again, all the while mistaking it for a fly. I then figured he probably has a lower IQ than I do, which wouldn't be so bad if mine wasn't a few points away from minor retardation. FML
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On 03/24/2012 at 7:06pm - misc - by sheilob (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm - money - by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY (woman) - United States
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by danny5191 (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)
Today, my husband started getting frisky, but I wasn't in the mood, so I said I'd just like to cuddle and talk. He decided a good topic of conversation was whether or not it would be physically possible to smoke my grandma's ashes from the cremation urn. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 9:32pm - misc - by solyana vr1 - United States
Today, I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face, "If it's so bad over there, why don't they all just leave?" FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 3:48pm - misc - by dumbfriend - United States
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