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Today, at the gas station, the automatic door didn't open when I approached it. I asked the cashier to open it for me, joking that because I'm a redhead, I didn't have a soul and it wouldn't open for me. The cashier freaked and wouldn't let me go until I proved I had a soul. FML
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On 12/11/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Devil (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML
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On 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I jokingly tried to convince my girlfriend that Wyoming was a government conspiracy and did not exist. She believed me. FML
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On 12/06/2012 at 3:24am - misc - by whaleninjapoop - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML
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On 11/28/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML
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On 11/28/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by boo8713 (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or hears something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML
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On 11/28/2012 at 12:15am - misc - by FUSheldon (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML
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On 11/25/2012 at 7:55pm - love - by nonbelieber (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
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On 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by wow babe - United States (Maryland)
Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML
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On 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by thanks, fuckface (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, after finishing a test, I decided to draw to pass the time. My teacher looked at the drawing and gave me a referral to the principal for drawing an "anti-Semitic picture." I'd drawn Superman. FML
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On 11/15/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Superman (man) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
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On 11/15/2012 at 12:48am - love - by B-Rad (man) - United States
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
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On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was renovating the house, and my girlfriend asked, "Do you use electrical tape on electrical stuff?" Not knowing where she was going with this, I just gave her a puzzled look. She continued by saying, "Because it's not like people use duct tape on ducks." FML
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On 11/11/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Danny - United States (Utah)
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML
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On 11/01/2012 at 3:54am - intimacy - by okay._. - United States (California)
Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML
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On 10/31/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
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