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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 May 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7325
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About InsanePPG : When I'm not reading FML submissions, I'm giving burgers to people in exchange for money. When I'm not doing that, I'm probably knitting or crocheting (or reading FML). And for those of you who read the submission where the person thought she saw a baby but the "baby" was actually a coconut...well, that's my mom.

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InsanePPG's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (41375) - you deserved it (6851)

On 08/14/2014 at 4:44pm - kids - by cahsecuel (woman) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52169) - you deserved it (22821)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML


I agree, your life sucks (54872) - you deserved it (7425)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend asked me where I've always wanted to settle down, and I told her that Italy had always appealed to me. She snorted and told me what a bad idea that was, because "you don't speak French". FML

Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42512) - you deserved it (8614)

On 06/24/2014 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by massachusettsan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45281) - you deserved it (9592)

On 05/16/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45512) - you deserved it (4872)

On 05/11/2014 at 10:46am - work - by Makeitdance - United States (California)

Today, I spent an hour explaining to a college student how you could have a baby and not be married. He still doesn't get it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43632) - you deserved it (4393)

On 05/05/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by melmel (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, an old guy phoned the cops on my daughter because she was drawing with chalk on the sidewalk. Apparently, he thinks it's vandalism. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47169) - you deserved it (3671)

On 04/28/2014 at 10:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (45308) - you deserved it (7070)

On 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm - kids - by nh-Amazon - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my kids to an Easter party hosted by a local church. The nice lady in charge told the kids, "Jesus died, but He rose to life again!" My 9 year old screamed, "LIKE A ZOMBIE!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (43707) - you deserved it (8509)

On 04/18/2014 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the girl I've been dating dumped me after she found out I'm originally from Alabama. Apparently she doesn't want to date someone from a "foreign country". We both live in Michigan. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43481) - you deserved it (4034)

On 03/28/2014 at 3:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43749) - you deserved it (5265)

On 03/25/2014 at 7:36am - misc - by disappointed - United States (North Dakota)

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