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by a / 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
by Noname / 03/09/2009 at 1:04pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by DB / 02/22/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML
by JLoistheBomb / 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Noname / 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, I was doing a Power Point presentation to the management committee. Outlook Express was still open, and right in the middle of the presentation, a window popped up notifying me of a new message. "Subject: our reply to your application for the post of Marketing Manager". FML
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she… Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I… Today, my husband decided to play a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at…