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Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa
Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
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On 11/22/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by dumbteacher -
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 11:47pm - health - by lalalasmiles06 -
Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 8:46pm - kids - by redisnotmycolor (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 10:18am - animals - by Kirta (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
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On 08/27/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML
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On 06/04/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by ether10 (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my mother bought me some « biodegradable » tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML
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On 01/02/2009 at 9:12pm - misc - by mc - Sent from mobile version
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