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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 January 1998 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 513
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About Inapprehensible : "To be beautiful externally is like a glass rose, One false move and it can crack." ~ Fortune Cookie
Hello there, stranger. I guess you can call me a outsider. I follow the latest trends such as vintage and retro clothing. I'm not like most girls that attend my school ( Dating older boys, cussing, bullying ). I prefer class rather than swag ( its completely idiotic ). I love poetry, anime, and music. I detest today's generation. We are known as the uneducated, sex crazed, drug addicts. I've discovered, lately that the world we live in is a messed up place and it only get's worse. That's where FML comes in. This website brings a smile on my face. Reading these short stories give's me a good laugh ( I feel bad for most. Others deserve it). If you'd like to message me go on ahead. I don't bite. Promise.
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Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I learned that I look amazing in a little black dress. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to tell my wife. FML

Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML


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On 01/07/2013 at 10:40am - love - by gassy - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML


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On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML


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On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my daughter. She asked me if she could go see Santa, so I said yes. She made me sit on his lap with her, and that's when I felt something on my bum. Let's just say Santa had a present for me. FML


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On 12/19/2010 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by hotmommy -

Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket. When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man and I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay". FML


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On 03/07/2009 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Mulee (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

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