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About InBetweenDreams : 'Cause everybody dies but not everybody lives. ♥
I'm Angie. :) I live for the days of summer when all you do is lay on the beach for hours, catch a few waves, listen to some music, and chill.
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Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML
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On 02/27/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 7:59pm - misc - by NoMeatFail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - misc - by jm_track - United States (Montana)
Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 4:36pm - misc - by bitchyskier - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML
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Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 10:13am - intimacy - by AMIGODO (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -
Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)
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