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  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 576
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Immortal_Toaster's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a phone call from the counselor at my son's preschool, requesting that I come pick him up. He was barking incessantly at his classmates. And when they asked him to stop, he growled. FML

Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33307) - you deserved it (2566)

On 03/11/2015 at 10:01am - work - by nothesisforme - France

Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML

#21367306
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1) - you deserved it (1989)

On 03/03/2015 at 2:06pm - work - by miewann - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML

#21331631
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37161) - you deserved it (2474)

On 01/05/2015 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by innocent (woman) - United States

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

#21116112
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22636) - you deserved it (55442)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)



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