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  • Number of visits : 440
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Immortal_Toaster : Just a lazy fool who took forever to create an account on FML because of procrastination.

I'm glad that I finally made an account, FYL on!

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Immortal_Toaster's favorite FMLs

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21887) - you deserved it (53892)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)



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