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  • Number of visits : 519
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Immortal_Toaster : Just a lazy fool who took forever to create an account on FML because of procrastination.

I'm glad that I finally made an account, FYL on!

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Immortal_Toaster's favorite FMLs

Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36957) - you deserved it (2467)

On 01/05/2015 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by innocent (woman) - United States

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22624) - you deserved it (55426)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

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