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About Immortal_Toaster : Just a lazy fool who took forever to create an account on FML because of procrastination.

I have a very loving and caring girlfriend named Mariah, and want nothing other than her happiness. If you'd like to message me, feel free, but I belong to her and her alone.~

I'm glad that I finally made an account, FYL on!

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Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML


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