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Immortal_Toaster

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Immortal_Toaster

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Immortal_ToasterImmortal_Toaster
  • Town/Country : Columbia, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 773
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Immortal_Toaster : Just a dumb kid working on my life.

Immortal_Toaster's page activity

Visits<b>BrightBlue87</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 7:55am<b>expertsmilee</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 1:56pm<b>Gladeryn</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 10:18am<b>Toughsky</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 9:03am<b>DMA0712</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 6:12am<b>KaylaRenee1122</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 3:08am<b>polariz</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 4:16am<b>Candijpg</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 12:33am<b>sheba72</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 10:14pm<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 7:36pm<b>Steffi3</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 2:03pm<b>downzi104</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 1:53pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 12:12pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 11:15am<b>_jack117_</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 11:05am<b>limegreenpoopie</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 4:45pm<b>luke19995786</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 8:37pm<b>jadenn111</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:17am

Fucked!<b>polariz</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:16am<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 1:36am<b>KaylaRenee1122</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 5:44am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 4:31am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 11:45pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 10:48pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 9:14pm

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Immortal_Toaster's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the medicine I've been taking for my headaches is responsible for my headaches getting even worse. FML

Today, a homeless man asked me for some change. Not having any cash, I gave him a gift card for the restaurant I work at. When I got home I realized I gave him my credit card. FML

Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML

#21388350
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26638) - you deserved it (4776)

On 04/05/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML

#21372437
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33506) - you deserved it (2576)

On 03/11/2015 at 10:01am - work - by nothesisforme - France

Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML

#21367306
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29411) - you deserved it (2374)

On 03/03/2015 at 2:06pm - work - by miewann - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML

#21331631
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39152) - you deserved it (2979)

On 01/05/2015 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by innocent (woman) - United States

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

#21116112
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22694) - you deserved it (55596)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44078) - you deserved it (4129)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)



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