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About ImmaBabyGoat : I work on a farm, with goats. How can you not love that face? ~ Whovian ~ Xenite ~ Pegasister ~ Sherlocked ~ Potterhead ~ Caster ~ Delirious [not sure of proper fan title] ~ Shadowhunter ~ Initiate (Divergent) ~ Dark Daughter ~ Barrowmaniac
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Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML
Today, a student's mother sent me an e-mail complaining that I was requiring her child to read a book containing mild profanity. She then demanded me to let him read an easier book. This would've been somewhat acceptable if the student wasn't in the 12th grade. FML
Today, my parents decided to "discipline" my kitten by spraying her with water. This somehow managed to completely un-train her, and now she's back to being the compulsive biter she was when I first brought her home. FML
Today, my house was broken into. After we called the police, my dad started calling himself Sherlock Holmes and talking in a British accent. He insists on calling me Watson. He is going around the neighborhood acting like Sherlock, investigating stuff. He won't stop. FML
Friday 3 July 2015