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ImaginaryLight

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ImaginaryLight

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About ImaginaryLight : Sitting, waiting, wishing.

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Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school. We saw a girl that we graduated with at the restaurant. The girl gave both of them hugs and introduced herself to me. FML

#748
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19475) - you deserved it (1666)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by bex - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

#725
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27105) - you deserved it (1810)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML

#656
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17649) - you deserved it (6954)

On 01/01/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Undefined - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was pressed for time, I opened some canned food for dinner. When my children were served, they said, "Mmm, this is best meal you've ever cooked for us!" I cook healthy, balanced meals every day. FML

#557
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20613) - you deserved it (7025)

On 12/20/2008 at 7:23am - kids - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

#432
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11685) - you deserved it (37396)

On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28501) - you deserved it (14154)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42987) - you deserved it (7957)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51406) - you deserved it (4410)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43303) - you deserved it (9394)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14501) - you deserved it (62225)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13188) - you deserved it (36263)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14914) - you deserved it (37985)

On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

#40
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58501) - you deserved it (4139)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -



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