About ImaginaryLight : You're my beautiful liar.
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Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
by onething / 07/08/2009 at 1:06pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by FattyMcFatterson / 06/23/2009 at 10:37pm / United States (Alabama) / Health
by blaise / 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Fitz / 04/12/2009 at 9:53am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by bex / 01/07/2009 at 10:42am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by noname / 01/07/2009 at 6:43am / Miscellaneous
by Undefined / 01/01/2009 at 7:09am / Love
Today, as I was pressed for time, I opened some canned food for dinner. When my children were served, they said, "Mmm, this is best meal you've ever cooked for us!" I cook healthy, balanced meals every day. FML
by Lola / 12/20/2008 at 7:23am / Kids
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
by eleonor / 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm / Love
by batgirl / 11/20/2008 at 7:55am / Love
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
by Darkheaven / 11/17/2008 at 6:27am / Love
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
by mimo / 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm / Kids
by AirOne / 11/12/2008 at 9:39am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML
by alice5000 / 11/07/2008 at 12:47am / Love
by loser / 10/29/2008 at 7:08am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love