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ImaginaryLight
  • Town/Country : Buckeye, USA
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  • Number of visits : 367
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ImaginaryLight : Sitting, waiting, wishing.

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Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35226) - you deserved it (7333)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11734) - you deserved it (54934)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9988) - you deserved it (26903)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105
44 comments

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On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I 've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

#40
53 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
56 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
101 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -



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