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ImaginaryLight

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 October 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2103
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ImaginaryLight : You're my beautiful liar.

ImaginaryLight's page activity

Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 4:04pm<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 3:35pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 9:40am<b>chewsef</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 12:04am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 2:18pm<b>dom_g</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 12:58am<b>amine91</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 1:52am<b>hamrtym</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 1:34pm<b>LPac5295</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 11:38pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 10:14pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 6:19pm<b>matthew068D</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 5:23pm<b>Adolf_Hipster13</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 9:03am<b>youngsteven</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 3:51pm<b>aruden</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 11:48pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 7:47pm<b>2C0OL4SCH0OL</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 9:47am<b>AngHz</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 8:57am

Fucked!<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 9:35pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 2:12pm<b>amine91</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 7:52am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 4:14am<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 12:19am<b>moodyreallyrocks</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 7:12pm<b>orios105</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 4:57am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 6:19pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 5:43am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 1:59am<b>BoxFullOfLazy</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 7:49am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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ImaginaryLight's favorite FMLs

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

by thefailure / 08/02/2009 at 12:21am / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML

by PTKFML / 07/26/2009 at 12:37am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

by onething / 07/08/2009 at 1:06pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML

by FattyMcFatterson / 06/23/2009 at 10:37pm / United States (Alabama) / Health

Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML

by blaise / 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, a woman drove through my house. She was texting and eating watermelon at the same time. I didn't know that was even possible, but now my house is condemned. FML

by Fitz / 04/12/2009 at 9:53am / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school. We saw a girl that we graduated with at the restaurant. The girl gave both of them hugs and introduced herself to me. FML

by bex / 01/07/2009 at 10:42am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

by noname / 01/07/2009 at 6:43am / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML

by Undefined / 01/01/2009 at 7:09am / Love

Today, as I was pressed for time, I opened some canned food for dinner. When my children were served, they said, "Mmm, this is best meal you've ever cooked for us!" I cook healthy, balanced meals every day. FML

by Lola / 12/20/2008 at 7:23am / Kids

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

by eleonor / 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm / Love

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

by batgirl / 11/20/2008 at 7:55am / Love

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

by Darkheaven / 11/17/2008 at 6:27am / Love

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

by mimo / 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm / Kids

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

by AirOne / 11/12/2008 at 9:39am / United States (New York) / Intimacy