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ImaginaryLight

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ImaginaryLight

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  • Number of visits : 1445
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ImaginaryLight : Sitting, waiting, wishing.

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ImaginaryLight's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML

#17392866
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40653) - you deserved it (4097)

On 08/07/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by Taylor D - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML

#17390536
447 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41342) - you deserved it (5980)

On 08/06/2011 at 8:27pm - love - by FML! - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to tell my teenage son that no, his knowledge of the English language was not passed down to him genetically. FML

#17388781
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24562) - you deserved it (3459)

On 08/06/2011 at 4:39pm - kids - by Tabby (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

#17384157
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30760) - you deserved it (3496)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML

#17384017
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31915) - you deserved it (2793)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:41am - love - by ashlyn - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

#17383595
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34105) - you deserved it (3673)

On 08/06/2011 at 12:58am - love - by meach - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50798) - you deserved it (2561)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

#17364293
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39618) - you deserved it (3743)

On 08/04/2011 at 4:30am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

#17355075
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26242) - you deserved it (2732)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by doomeddaddy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML

#17351481
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41063) - you deserved it (3103)

On 08/03/2011 at 2:01am - love - by Michelle - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53507) - you deserved it (3285)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML

#17298828
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31530) - you deserved it (5955)

On 07/29/2011 at 3:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML

#17298408
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29951) - you deserved it (4885)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm - misc - by someone - United States

Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

#17296721
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25005) - you deserved it (9548)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)



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