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ImaginaryLight

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 October 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2228
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ImaginaryLight : You're my beautiful liar.

ImaginaryLight's page activity

Visits<b>Captobvious19</b> - the 11/25/2016 at 8:48pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 10/15/2016 at 9:48am<b>xlJOEY</b> - the 09/29/2016 at 7:44am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 4:04pm<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 3:35pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 9:40am<b>chewsef</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 12:04am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 2:18pm<b>dom_g</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 12:58am<b>amine91</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 1:52am<b>hamrtym</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 1:34pm<b>LPac5295</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 11:38pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 10:14pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 6:19pm<b>matthew068D</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 5:23pm<b>Adolf_Hipster13</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 9:03am<b>youngsteven</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 3:51pm<b>aruden</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 11:48pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 10/15/2016 at 3:49pm<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 9:35pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 2:12pm<b>amine91</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 7:52am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 4:14am<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 12:19am<b>moodyreallyrocks</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 7:12pm<b>orios105</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 4:57am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 6:19pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 5:43am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 1:59am<b>BoxFullOfLazy</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 7:49am

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ImaginaryLight's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML

by swmmr / 08/07/2011 at 3:41pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

by myheart75 / 08/07/2011 at 5:52am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids

Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

by cargaljen / 08/07/2011 at 1:29am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML

by Taylor D / 08/07/2011 at 12:40am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML

by FML! / 08/06/2011 at 8:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I had to tell my teenage son that no, his knowledge of the English language was not passed down to him genetically. FML

by Tabby / 08/06/2011 at 4:39pm / United Kingdom / Kids

Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML

by pimples / 08/06/2011 at 9:08am / Australia (Queensland) / Love

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Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

by nomorecookies / 08/06/2011 at 1:53am / United States (Missouri) / Transportation

Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML

by ashlyn / 08/06/2011 at 1:41am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

by meach / 08/06/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

by thehumanshield / 08/05/2011 at 4:41am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

by Anon / 08/04/2011 at 4:30am / United States (Nevada) / Love

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

by doomeddaddy / 08/03/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML

by Michelle / 08/03/2011 at 2:01am / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

by soccerbuddyz / 08/03/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous