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ImaginaryLight

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ImaginaryLight

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  • Number of visits : 1451
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ImaginaryLight : Sitting, waiting, wishing.

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ImaginaryLight's favorite FMLs

Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML

#19986553
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5931) - you deserved it (37423)

On 07/27/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by ryanharp2 - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my long-term boyfriend insisted on me going down on him. When I asked what he would do in return, he said "I was thinking McDonald's". FML

#19985281
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26753) - you deserved it (4733)

On 07/26/2012 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML

#19984969
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25254) - you deserved it (2228)

On 07/26/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML

#19984576
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26883) - you deserved it (3584)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:04am - misc - by Just Me (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, out of curiosity, I measured the length of my penis whilst in the shower. A couple of hours later, my father called me downstairs to show me something. Turns out I left the ruler on top of the shower tree. He won't stop laughing. FML

#19984171
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10396) - you deserved it (35579)

On 07/25/2012 at 9:11pm - intimacy - by Infiltrator4444 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

#19983789
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27221) - you deserved it (2108)

On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

#19983177
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27504) - you deserved it (3070)

On 07/25/2012 at 9:03am - love - by Unlucky (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. FML

#19982867
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8818) - you deserved it (25978)

On 07/25/2012 at 2:14am - misc - by Rochelle (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

#18162397
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25670) - you deserved it (47089)

On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

#17634185
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29991) - you deserved it (4345)

On 09/01/2011 at 6:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my whole family piled into our station wagon just to watch my mom take part in an arm wrestling contest. FML

#17634077
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20431) - you deserved it (3350)

On 09/01/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Chris75 - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

#17406072
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22764) - you deserved it (3547)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML

#17398153
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23393) - you deserved it (13188)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:41pm - misc - by swmmr (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

#17395246
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26989) - you deserved it (5373)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:52am - kids - by myheart75 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

#17393465
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32556) - you deserved it (4574)

On 08/07/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by cargaljen - United States (Missouri)



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