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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 October 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1841
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ImaginaryLight : You're my beautiful liar.

ImaginaryLight's page activity

Visits<b>Itineranthuman</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 3:19am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 6:08am<b>dom_g</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 12:58am<b>amine91</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 1:52am<b>hamrtym</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 1:34pm<b>LPac5295</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 11:38pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 10:14pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 6:19pm<b>matthew068D</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 5:23pm<b>Adolf_Hipster13</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 9:03am<b>youngsteven</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 3:51pm<b>aruden</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 11:48pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 7:47pm<b>2C0OL4SCH0OL</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 9:47am<b>AngHz</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 8:57am<b>pphead</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 8:11am<b>moodyreallyrocks</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 1:12pm<b>Mons</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 1:49pm

Fucked!<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 2:12pm<b>amine91</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 7:52am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 4:14am<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 12:19am<b>moodyreallyrocks</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 7:12pm<b>orios105</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 4:57am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 6:19pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 5:43am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 1:59am<b>BoxFullOfLazy</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 7:49am

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What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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ImaginaryLight's favorite FMLs

Today, my live-in-boyfriend lost his job. Jokingly, I told him that we weren't going to have sex until he found a new job. He then turned to me with the most excited look I have ever seen on his face and said "I am going to stay unemployed forever!" He was serious. FML

by Nikki / 07/27/2012 at 9:45am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML

by ryanharp2 / 07/27/2012 at 1:05am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my long-term boyfriend insisted on me going down on him. When I asked what he would do in return, he said "I was thinking McDonald's". FML

by Anonymous / 07/26/2012 at 12:39pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML

by Anonymous / 07/26/2012 at 6:42am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML

by Just Me / 07/26/2012 at 1:04am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, out of curiosity, I measured the length of my penis whilst in the shower. A couple of hours later, my father called me downstairs to show me something. Turns out I left the ruler on top of the shower tree. He won't stop laughing. FML

by Infiltrator4444 / 07/25/2012 at 9:11pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

by justlittleoldme / 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

by Unlucky / 07/25/2012 at 9:03am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love

Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. FML

by Rochelle / 07/25/2012 at 2:14am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

by kdeeeceee / 11/05/2011 at 3:25am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 6:52am / United States / Health

Today, my whole family piled into our station wagon just to watch my mom take part in an arm wrestling contest. FML

by Chris75 / 09/01/2011 at 5:55am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

by MissArizona / 08/08/2011 at 10:12am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML

by swmmr / 08/07/2011 at 3:41pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

by myheart75 / 08/07/2011 at 5:52am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids