About ImaginaryLight : You're my beautiful liar.
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ImaginaryLight's favorite FMLs
Today, my daughter proudly showed me her new tattoo sleeve, which is made up of an angry cupcake, hemp leaves, and a My Little Pony character. She's almost 30, still unemployed, and still lives in my home. I now have no hope of her ever becoming a productive member of society. FML
by Anonymous / 07/27/2012 at 3:04pm / Norway (Ostfold) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/27/2012 at 10:10am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, my live-in-boyfriend lost his job. Jokingly, I told him that we weren't going to have sex until he found a new job. He then turned to me with the most excited look I have ever seen on his face and said "I am going to stay unemployed forever!" He was serious. FML
by Nikki / 07/27/2012 at 9:45am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by ryanharp2 / 07/27/2012 at 1:05am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/26/2012 at 12:39pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/26/2012 at 6:42am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Just Me / 07/26/2012 at 1:04am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, out of curiosity, I measured the length of my penis whilst in the shower. A couple of hours later, my father called me downstairs to show me something. Turns out I left the ruler on top of the shower tree. He won't stop laughing. FML
by Infiltrator4444 / 07/25/2012 at 9:11pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML
by justlittleoldme / 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by Unlucky / 07/25/2012 at 9:03am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
by Rochelle / 07/25/2012 at 2:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
by kdeeeceee / 11/05/2011 at 3:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 6:52am / United States / Health
by Chris75 / 09/01/2011 at 5:55am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by MissArizona / 08/08/2011 at 10:12am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…