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ImaginaryLight

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 October 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2044
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ImaginaryLight : You're my beautiful liar.

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 4:04pm<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 3:35pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 9:40am<b>chewsef</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 12:04am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 2:18pm<b>dom_g</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 12:58am<b>amine91</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 1:52am<b>hamrtym</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 1:34pm<b>LPac5295</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 11:38pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 10:14pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 6:19pm<b>matthew068D</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 5:23pm<b>Adolf_Hipster13</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 9:03am<b>youngsteven</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 3:51pm<b>aruden</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 11:48pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 7:47pm<b>2C0OL4SCH0OL</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 9:47am<b>AngHz</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 8:57am

Fucked!<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 9:35pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 2:12pm<b>amine91</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 7:52am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 4:14am<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 12:19am<b>moodyreallyrocks</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 7:12pm<b>orios105</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 4:57am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 6:19pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 5:43am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 1:59am<b>BoxFullOfLazy</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 7:49am

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ImaginaryLight's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out why my husband doesn't want me to go to the doc. It's not because of the reasonable copay. It's because he has let 3 other women use my insurance to give birth, in the last 4 years. They are all his. FML

by NoDocVisit / 07/26/2016 at 10:27pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML

by JustMarried / 05/07/2016 at 5:47pm / Ukraine / Intimacy

Today, I'm in training at an animal shelter. There's an adorable tiny kitten there, which my boss said not to touch it because it's feral. "No way he's dangerous" I said, reaching into the cage to pet it. It struck like a cobra and tore up my arm. My first on-the-job injury is from a KITTEN. FML

by Anonymous / 03/25/2016 at 1:05pm / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

by sabz21 / 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work

Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML

by Anonymous / 01/18/2014 at 5:55pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML

by Anonymous / 01/12/2014 at 1:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was getting ready for a night out with the girls, and without any hint of trickery, just wanting an honest answer, I asked my boyfriend how I looked in the dress I chose. He immediately dropped to his knees, yelled, "NOOOOOOOOO!" and calmly left the room. FML

by -_-" / 01/11/2014 at 6:13pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked my mum when she gets the urge to smoke. The answer I was looking for was "after I eat" or maybe even "when I'm tired". What I got was "every second since you were born". FML

by BornToBeABurden / 01/09/2014 at 11:01am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

by gottacatchemall / 01/08/2014 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I had to explain to one of my high school students that the importance of Pearl Harbor was not, in fact, because the Japanese stole the US pearl supply. FML

by tpj24 / 01/07/2014 at 7:00pm / United States (Iowa) / Work

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

by Anonymous / 01/04/2014 at 6:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML

by Anonymous / 01/03/2014 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom / Kids

Today, when I am asked to do something and I don't do it immediately, my mother threatens to "twerk" in front of my friends. FML

by FMLPLZ / 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 5:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her standard moan: "You're a pig, you never clean up. Look at that egg, it makes me want to throw up, it's gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to check it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML

by opinaise / 08/02/2012 at 9:00am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Love