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Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (33148) - you deserved it (16075)

On 02/24/2011 at 2:14pm - intimacy - by Animal (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36655) - you deserved it (3796)

On 09/01/2010 at 9:50am - love - by ouch (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19795) - you deserved it (63979)

On 08/31/2010 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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