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Im_ironman
  • Town/Country : Regina, SK, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 December 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 232
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

#15001986
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I agree, your life sucks (24173) - you deserved it (2174)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML

#14999054
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I agree, your life sucks (21551) - you deserved it (3496)

On 02/16/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Tori (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that the woman I'm currently dating used to be a man. FML

#14105227
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48940) - you deserved it (8394)

On 12/06/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by swindstorm -

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

#5288482
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29583) - you deserved it (14968)

On 09/16/2009 at 6:21am - misc - by BluesMan1990 (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my "don't ever touch me" cat jumped next to me acting as if she wanted to be petted. In fact, she jumped next to me to share her nasty fart. I need a new kitty. FML

#4464
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I agree, your life sucks (13117) - you deserved it (3252)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)



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