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  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 September 1988 (26 years)
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Today, at work, a customer left their cell phone behind. I tried to see if there were any pictures so that I could identify them. No, I still don't know what they look like, but I have seen their penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19821) - you deserved it (16196)

On 12/08/2010 at 6:47am - intimacy - by khaelian -

Today, I spent all day and last night in the bathroom. The seafood I'd been keeping in the refrigerator apparently had gone bad, and is now intent on finding its every possible route to the Great Porcelain Whirlpool. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16125) - you deserved it (7288)

On 03/12/2010 at 4:44pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

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141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24329) - you deserved it (3115)

On 02/21/2010 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by charliesangel123 (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45370) - you deserved it (4281)

On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my mom how much she had set aside for college. She then looked and me as if I were crazy and said "Why the hell would I do anything like that?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37762) - you deserved it (3796)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Dariya (woman) - United States (California)



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