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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 May 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 201628
  • Number of comments : 194
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 48 posted

About Ilovelife07 : ~ Bored at work a lot
~ Like to laugh
~ Love to talk

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Ilovelife07's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

#2955411
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29481) - you deserved it (73245)

On 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by MisterSeth (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

#2681681
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45335) - you deserved it (122428)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:02am - love - by dawg3360 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML

#2656270
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44710) - you deserved it (11518)

On 06/06/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by imfromtexas02 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

#2637147
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21244) - you deserved it (69399)

On 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

#2482852
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48535) - you deserved it (7688)

On 05/31/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by rain (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22728) - you deserved it (75492)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

#2456065
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38649) - you deserved it (23325)

On 05/31/2009 at 2:46am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in line for Star Trek and chatting with another couple about a guy who came to the movie wearing a Starfleet uniform. We were having a good snicker about this "Geek" until my cell phone rang. My ringtone is the sound made by the Star Trek communicator. FML

#1869680
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6644) - you deserved it (76393)

On 05/12/2009 at 10:11am - misc - by Ottawa (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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