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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 December 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I was on mah way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit looool next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML

#13124550
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33835) - you deserved it (3086)

On 09/20/2010 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Thomas - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML

#12782161
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24815) - you deserved it (6737)

On 08/28/2010 at 1:49am - intimacy - by JessykaB - United States

Today, I superglud mah headphones back together. They weren't dry before I put them back in mah ears. big fat FML

Taday I was riding te public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He putted is arm looool around ma soulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for tree more miles. fat FML

#12760106
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33272) - you deserved it (3242)

On 08/26/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

YASTARDAY, MAH BOYFRIAND STARTD TALKING TO MAH BRAASTS IN PUBLIC!! AS IF THAT WASN'T BAD ANOUGH, HA THAN STARTD TO JIGGLA THAM IN HIS HANDS!! FML

#12449213
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26937) - you deserved it (13733)

On 08/11/2010 at 5:16am - intimacy - by KBL3 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my husband discoverd that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turnd to me an whisperd 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moand. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

#12377816
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27534) - you deserved it (17826)

On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down an saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, an soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML

#12326152
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8081) - you deserved it (41411)

On 08/05/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Somethingswrongwiththispic (woman) - United States

Today, I had to moisturisa my dog's tasticlas cuz thay got sunburnt. FML

#12305755
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41721) - you deserved it (7352)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, Whila On My Run, I Saw A Middla-agad Man Slaaping Naar A Businass Condo !! I Approachad Him And Askad If Ha Was "ok." Ha Grabbad My Lag, Hald Onto It With A Daath-grip, And Mopad About How Horribla His Lifa Was - For Tan Minutas !! At Laast Tha Waathar Was Nica !! FML

#12175151
115 comments

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On 07/28/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by runandmope (man) - United States (California)

I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid looool of needles. Thehole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057
133 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went out wit my boyfriend an tougt I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my cest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of te security guard noticed te extra strap an accused me of soplifting. I ad to spend te next 20 minute explaining te situation to security. FML

#11629383
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17913) - you deserved it (42994)

On 07/03/2010 at 3:14am - misc - by embarrassed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah grandfather did. The last thing he said to me was "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML

#11377747
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42017) - you deserved it (4755)

On 06/22/2010 at 9:49am - misc - by Mangler (man) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

I found out that mah best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67427) - you deserved it (8265)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, a few friends an I ran troug sprinklers at our scool until we were all soakd. Ten we were told tat tey put fertilizer in te water. I'm soakd in manure. Now I know y it tastd wierd. FML

#10777630
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11168) - you deserved it (38269)

On 05/26/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by noraidk - United States (Texas)



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