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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8745
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML

#13894998
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26759) - you deserved it (3449)

On 11/19/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by Amanda -

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

#13865567
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34499) - you deserved it (4771)

On 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML

#13675906
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34525) - you deserved it (3321)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

#13655467
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19082) - you deserved it (24613)

On 10/30/2010 at 10:14pm - love - by yummy(: - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML

#13614950
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28489) - you deserved it (2525)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States

Today, I was in lying in bed with my boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, and it appears that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML

#13580175
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15200) - you deserved it (23590)

On 10/24/2010 at 7:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML

#13512801
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33421) - you deserved it (2358)

On 10/19/2010 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML

#13469972
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33171) - you deserved it (6443)

On 10/16/2010 at 8:31am - love - by married (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

#13455190
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33722) - you deserved it (3296)

On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

#13426894
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6296) - you deserved it (61430)

On 10/12/2010 at 10:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

#13373695
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31761) - you deserved it (9270)

On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I received a 7 page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

#13373250
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26617) - you deserved it (5291)

On 10/09/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by mylifesuckssss - United States

Today, I asked my mom why she decided to be a parent. She replied, in all seriousness, "Everyone else was doing it." FML

#13321505
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25340) - you deserved it (3442)

On 10/04/2010 at 8:57pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML

#13274017
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29074) - you deserved it (4465)

On 10/01/2010 at 7:07am - intimacy - by canispankthat - United States (California)

Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML



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