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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 December 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I usd mah hair straightener to attempt to straighten mah eyelashes and burnd mah eyelid. I don't knowhat's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

#15753750
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11437) - you deserved it (128959)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking mehy I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." fat FML

#15714143
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21717) - you deserved it (29184)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Arran (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, I learned thathen I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33586) - you deserved it (45255)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WALKED INTO A ROOM, WHERE A GUY WAS VIOLENTLY PICKING HIS NOSE. HE KEPT PICKING. A VERY PRETTY GIRL WALKED IN AFTER ME, AND HE IMMEDIATELY STOPPED AND SAT UP STRAIGHT. APPARENTLY, I'M TOO UGLY TO MOTIVATE STRANGERS TO STOP EXCAVATING THERE NASAL CAVITIES. BIG FAT FML

#15546142
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33206) - you deserved it (4968)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:12pm - misc - by uggo - United States

Today I was sitting beside a very cute grl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55376) - you deserved it (27743)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I went to work despite having a nasty cold. I didn't call up sick cuz last week when I calld in , my boss said I was being ( unprofessional an unacceptable. ) My boss sent me home with a written warning today , claiming that coming to work sick was ( unprofessional an unacceptable. ) FML

#15431401
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37777) - you deserved it (3476)

On 03/22/2011 at 12:59pm - work - by SickandTired (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , I calld a wrong number. Calling back the right person , I began a long story about how I'd just calld the wrong number. It was the wrong number lady again. FML

#15429029
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11201) - you deserved it (34192)

On 03/22/2011 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriand in his badroom. It was gatting pratty intansa, so ha got up to closa tha door. Whila ha was facing tha othar way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right whan I lat go of it, his mom walkd in and it hit har in tha faca. FML

#15426482
205 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 1:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I looked in mah mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing . I've been trying to grow a garden fir yeres to no avail . Even mah mouse is a better gardener than I am . FML

#15104344
104 comments

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On 02/24/2011 at 6:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today someone startd an event on Facebook 4 tomorrow calld Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people r attending. There r only two redheads in mah school and I'm one of them. mega FML

#15078337
435 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you happy Valentine's." It was from mah boyfriend. FML

#14973711
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44176) - you deserved it (3110)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:14pm - love - by sexyredhead - United States

Today to prevent a fistfight at work I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble fir wasting company time. FML

#14917539
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24931) - you deserved it (4272)

On 02/10/2011 at 12:31am - work - by geoduck - United States

Taday my "friend" puttd itcing powder in my castile I was sleeping. FML

#14897237
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30722) - you deserved it (2336)

On 02/08/2011 at 4:39pm - health - by scratchy -

Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, cuz mah stomach has been hurting for a few months . To wish me luck, one of mah friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach . I threw up blood . mega FML

#14893456
90 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 7:48am - health - by soccerscout7 -



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