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Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

#16569461
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44525) - you deserved it (4598)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45851) - you deserved it (11773)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

#16367769
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24799) - you deserved it (7012)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:26am - misc - by moe - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

#16252216
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12999) - you deserved it (43555)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

#16166972
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28373) - you deserved it (4866)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

#16116610
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43230) - you deserved it (5436) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML

#16100276
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44870) - you deserved it (5711)

On 05/09/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17135) - you deserved it (51457)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, a kid with severe Down's came into my workplace, as he does every day. He's has an obsession with me, sitting at a table, staring and taking photos of me all day. His parents have no problem with this, because they think it's a miracle that he can focus so much attention on me for so long. FML

#15935397
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34440) - you deserved it (5926)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by notimpressed (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

#15903380
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32704) - you deserved it (9488)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49499) - you deserved it (8052)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

#15769893
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40430) - you deserved it (5243)

On 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by sophie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

#15753750
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10662) - you deserved it (124496)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking me why I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." FML

#15714143
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21173) - you deserved it (28481)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Arran (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33414) - you deserved it (45085)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)



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