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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 December 1992 (21 years)
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Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29436) - you deserved it (15388)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12303) - you deserved it (56452)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10351) - you deserved it (93920)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33532) - you deserved it (7086)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML

#17026908
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10174) - you deserved it (51663)

On 07/08/2011 at 10:57am - misc - by jen - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31397) - you deserved it (5347)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31397) - you deserved it (5347)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

#16951432
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33019) - you deserved it (4141)

On 07/02/2011 at 5:51pm - love - by thanksfyi (woman) - Norway

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML

#16939716
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35616) - you deserved it (9810)

On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
443 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63202) - you deserved it (6601)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

#16741738
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38123) - you deserved it (23205)

On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

#16569461
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44461) - you deserved it (4592)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45789) - you deserved it (11764)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

#16367769
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24733) - you deserved it (7005)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:26am - misc - by moe - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

#16252216
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12983) - you deserved it (43505)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)



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