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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 December 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31885) - you deserved it (4282)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

#17429478
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29325) - you deserved it (5398)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - animals - by Ser17 - United States

Today, my mother and aunt got into an argument about who had gotten groped more times in public. I don't know what's more disturbing, that my own mother would brag about getting groped, or that she won the argument, at 34 times. FML

#17374758
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28019) - you deserved it (2304)

On 08/05/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML

#17344218
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32050) - you deserved it (2902)

On 08/02/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by scully11 (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

#17340162
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32217) - you deserved it (2523)

On 08/02/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10028) - you deserved it (71569)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33025) - you deserved it (6649)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29953) - you deserved it (15533)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12352) - you deserved it (56626)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10414) - you deserved it (94407)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34224) - you deserved it (7157)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML

#17026908
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10276) - you deserved it (51943)

On 07/08/2011 at 10:57am - misc - by jen - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31567) - you deserved it (5362)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31567) - you deserved it (5362)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

#16951432
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33809) - you deserved it (4197)

On 07/02/2011 at 5:51pm - love - by thanksfyi (woman) - Norway



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