About Ilikeurfmls : YOLo fuCK BitChEs geT da MonYe DoEJust kidding if you really say that i'll probably hate you. I hate people. I don't think i'm funny or cleaver nor do I try to be. I just try and state the obvious. Most of my comments suck I know I just don't care. Oh and on 8/11/12 I met FIR Jacky said hi and asked me how I was doing while I kinda got ignored by Ronnie while my dad talked to him I stood there shaking. Nuff said about myself. I'm a fangirl what can I say. :x
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Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 6:11am - love - by ohemmgeee (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 11:47am - kids - by Anonymous - Netherlands
Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML
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On 12/20/2010 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML
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On 12/09/2010 at 12:33am - love - by owew -
Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML
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On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -
Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML
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On 11/29/2010 at 1:58pm - health - by sadness - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
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On 11/28/2010 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
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On 11/19/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by Amanda -
Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
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On 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)
Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML
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On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 10:14pm - love - by yummy(: - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States
Today, I was in lying in bed with my boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, and it appears that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 7:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
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