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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 December 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

#21187386
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46697) - you deserved it (5806)

On 06/25/2014 at 12:29am - misc - by pierced. - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

#21181955
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54958) - you deserved it (5375)

On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML

#21176636
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56536) - you deserved it (8063)

On 06/16/2014 at 11:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Germany

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

#21175491
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47656) - you deserved it (4357)

On 06/15/2014 at 2:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

#21174627
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47958) - you deserved it (23857)

On 06/14/2014 at 5:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML

#21165912
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45701) - you deserved it (14330)

On 06/07/2014 at 9:31am - intimacy - by Screwed (woman) - Australia

Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML

#21165062
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42924) - you deserved it (6238)

On 06/06/2014 at 3:00pm - work - by confusing (man) - Zimbabwe

Today, I told someone about my degree in technical theatre with a concentration in lighting design. They looked at me and said, "You're paid $52,000 a year to turn lights on and off?" And technically, that's correct. FML

#21159630
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44780) - you deserved it (11811)

On 06/01/2014 at 6:15pm - work - by ugh - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML

#21158688
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48776) - you deserved it (5403)

On 05/31/2014 at 9:53pm - animals - by disturbed - Ireland

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

#21154900
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43582) - you deserved it (16255)

On 05/28/2014 at 5:12pm - misc - by chevygirl51 - United States

Today, I learned that my daughter was looking for love in all the wrong places, specifically the county jail. FML

Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML

#21142020
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42724) - you deserved it (9110)

On 05/16/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML

Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denied in front of everyone. The staff teased me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend begged for money outside. FML

#21138924
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44689) - you deserved it (7820)

On 05/13/2014 at 6:37pm - money - by Harry (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my wife got all excited when she saw the elevator we were in had a feature to make it go sideways. I didn't have the heart to tell her they were the buttons to open and close the door. FML

#21137819
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47190) - you deserved it (6133)

On 05/12/2014 at 3:41pm - misc - by Jarool - Canada (Alberta)



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