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About Il_Maestro : Hello there. I am just a figment of your imagination. I'm that fun little voice that tells your conscience to shut the fuck up and let you have fun. And then I'm the one who laughs at you when you wake up the next morning half naked in jail spooning with a guy named Cupcake.
And I believe Anti-flood Protection is the worst thing to ever happen to this world.
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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
Monday 1 September 2014