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Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by sproket -
Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe". I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by bananaman - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by stolen - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I went to work at a chemotherapy clinic. After explaining to a patient about the risks and benefits of chemotherapy for his underlying metastatic lung cancer, he asks is it OK to smoke during chemotherapy. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 11:08am - work - by Shamdog48 - United States (New York)
Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 8:25am - misc - by WhatsThatSmell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my boss walked in and said something I didn't quite hear, but my co-worker chuckled so to be polite, I laughed with him. They gave me some weird looks. My boss was actually talking about his wife's tumor and my co-worker was coughing. FML
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On 01/05/2011 at 2:41am - work - by sucks (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)
Today, I was teaching my two year old daughter how to take a person's temperature. While I was sitting down, she came up behind me and shoved the thermometer in my ear hard. Now I can't hear out of my right ear, and I'm in excruciating pain. FML
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On 11/27/2010 at 8:03pm - kids - by lovedbyallthewrongppl - United States (Michigan)
Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 11:38am - love - by david (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I was really depressed so I talked on the phone with my best friend. She was telling me how a guy she really liked complimented her. I told her it was be nice to get at least one compliment. After a long silence she says, "You're really good with computers." FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Ugh (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML
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On 09/28/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by shield1123 - United States (Iowa)
Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML
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On 08/11/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Amanda (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
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On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)
Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML
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On 04/11/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
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On 04/11/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by ripped (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
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On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)
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