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by Anonymous / 03/28/2012 at 2:57am / United States / Animals
by BookBabe / 03/25/2012 at 11:34am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Susan / 02/28/2012 at 6:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Username / 02/27/2012 at 7:37pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by KittenNomNom / 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Lonely Gay / 02/22/2012 at 4:37am / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/22/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by jjs51 / 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm / United States / Transportation
by Duplighost / 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
by Whyme / 01/09/2012 at 1:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
by cheese123 / 01/03/2012 at 12:25am / United States / Miscellaneous
by blegh / 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/27/2011 at 10:53am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by themuffinman / 12/27/2011 at 10:15am / Japan / Health
Today, it was my first time as a hockey referee, for a game played by 7-year-olds. At one point, a little boy tripped another boy. Doing my job, I gave him 2 minutes in the penalty box. After the game, I was attacked by a mob of parents. I was even given an optometrist's business card. FML
by gmnesbitt / 12/07/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Michigan) / Work
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…