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Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML


I agree, your life sucks (88699) - you deserved it (28340)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML


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On 03/09/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by Ethan (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML


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