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Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML
by anonymous / 09/16/2011 at 1:18pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Health
Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML
by sad / 09/07/2011 at 1:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Holidays
by anonymous / 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/01/2010 at 2:04pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 10/15/2010 at 4:05am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/07/2010 at 1:51pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by roflcopter / 08/18/2010 at 8:53pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by ceedee / 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by flying_vegan / 12/06/2009 at 8:24am / United Kingdom / Transportation
by thedd / 08/18/2009 at 12:44am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I checked facebook, only to find out that my close cousin is now married. When I looked at the pictures, I saw that my whole family was there - including my sister, mother and father. I was the only one who wasn't invited. FML
by Oh_baby / 06/10/2009 at 1:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
by creepermagnet / 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
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