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Idiot_Savant
  • Town/Country : los angeles, usa
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 December 1997 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 99
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31731) - you deserved it (3080)

On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML

I agree, your life sucks (14444) - you deserved it (2118)

On 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by Silent - United Kingdom (Hampshire)