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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4743
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About IdaE : Hiia all of you stalkers!


I'm 16, I live in Norway. I'm kinda new here, or not new "new", just new to commenting. I love to travel and learn about new cultures. I like to play the sims because hey, who doesn't like to drown someone just because they didn't like your sim? I also like games such as: Last of us, CoD, Alice: madness returns etc... I like to read books and the lord of the rings is my favorite :)

And one more thing. Icebears do not walk around in the city, nor anywere in Norway...

Oh and half of the comments you see on FML is probably written on the toilet :)

Anyway, i'm a nice person! If you want to talk to me feel free to message me, i'm not going to bite ya

Happy creeping!

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IdaE's favorite FMLs

Today, in the midst of his ongoing mid-life crisis, my dad forced me to accompany him for some father-son bonding. The bonding involved me driving us away at high speed after he gleefully hurled a bucket of paint all over a store window. FML

#20399692
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18923) - you deserved it (2005)

On 12/14/2012 at 6:20pm - misc - by theslutmuncher (man) - Germany (Sachsen-Anhalt)

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

#20398872
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32283) - you deserved it (2679)

On 12/14/2012 at 1:40am - health - by bloodyfreakinawful - United States (Texas)

Today, at the gas station, the automatic door didn't open when I approached it. I asked the cashier to open it for me, joking that because I'm a redhead, I didn't have a soul and it wouldn't open for me. The cashier freaked and wouldn't let me go until I proved I had a soul. FML

#20199980
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25659) - you deserved it (5166)

On 12/11/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Devil (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML

#20199452
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23300) - you deserved it (2387)

On 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm - animals - by MoreActionThanMe - United States

Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML

#20196037
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41625) - you deserved it (2771)

On 12/08/2012 at 5:44am - love - by ouch. - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the devil tempted her. FML

#20195064
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34027) - you deserved it (1855)

On 12/07/2012 at 12:06pm - misc - by sonofahypocriticalwhore (man) - United States

Today, my best friend announced she was getting married. I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid but she then added, "You can't be in the bridal party because you don't have the same body type as the other bridesmaids. But you can still come to the bachelorette party!" FML

#20194701
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29572) - you deserved it (2459)

On 12/07/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by SBCR (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML

#20192758
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22950) - you deserved it (1477)

On 12/05/2012 at 6:27pm - money - by lonelyandcold (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, my science class found out that I have OCD and that one of my rituals is to cough when others cough. This is going to be a long year. FML

#20191703
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23289) - you deserved it (3642)

On 12/04/2012 at 11:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my crazy psychopath of a neighbor sent me an email with the subject, "So, about your sex life." I've been sitting here for 20 minutes staring at it because I'm too scared to open it. FML

#20189915
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32824) - you deserved it (3401)

On 12/03/2012 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)

Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML

#20189765
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20789) - you deserved it (2221)

On 12/03/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by VedaLynn - United States

Today, I got into a fight with my girlfriend. After yelling and arguing my point, my cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML

#20189474
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20975) - you deserved it (3771)

On 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML

#20189050
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20917) - you deserved it (1454)

On 12/03/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by poopsthegame - United States (Hawaii)

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

#20188881
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20436) - you deserved it (7853)

On 12/03/2012 at 12:06am - health - by WTFFAIL (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my mom hung her new "Christmas Clock" on the wall. It plays a different Christmas carol every hour, on the hour. It's only December 2nd and I'm already starting to understand why suicide rates sky rocket this time of year. FML

#20188746
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23157) - you deserved it (2349)

On 12/02/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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