About IdaE : Hiia all of you stalkers!
I'm 15, I live in Norway. I'm kinda new here, or not new "new", just new to commenting. Been here over a year now and I feel like the users have change, into something dumber -.- that's a bit sad, because I remember when docbastard would honor us with one of his smart comments and nobody would dare answer him back. There's a lot of new people on this site now and I'm wondering, are they ruining it or making it more public friendly?
And one more thing. Icebears do not walk around in the city, nor anywere in Norway...
Oh and half of the comments you see on FML is probably written on the toilet :)
Anyway, i'm a nice person! If you want to talk to me feel free to message me, i'm not going to bite ya
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