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IdaE
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6919
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About IdaE : Hiia all of you stalkers!


I'm 18, I live in Norway. I'm kinda new here, or not new "new", just new to commenting. I love to travel and learn about new cultures. I like to play the sims because hey, who doesn't like to drown someone just because they didn't like your sim? I also like games such as: Last of us, CoD, Alice: madness returns etc... I like to read books and the lord of the rings is my favorite :)

And one more thing. Icebears do not walk around in the city, nor anywere in Norway...

Oh and half of the comments you see on FML is probably written on the toilet :)

Anyway, i'm a nice person! If you want to talk to me feel free to message me, i'm not going to bite ya

Happy creeping!

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IdaE's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML

#20460771
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42819) - you deserved it (7371)

On 01/15/2013 at 1:57pm - love - by Bella (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while living in Florida, I had a conversation with my mother explaining that it might be best for me to come back home. Her response, "Don't worry, they have plenty of homeless shelters down there if you need a place to stay." Thanks Mom. FML

#20458436
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27955) - you deserved it (3352)

On 01/14/2013 at 1:51am - misc - by living_thedream (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

#20457945
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29740) - you deserved it (3247)

On 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm - misc - by anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

#20454746
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30078) - you deserved it (7862)

On 01/12/2013 at 1:32am - love - by thanksbabe - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML

#20450824
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16209) - you deserved it (30247)

On 01/09/2013 at 9:37pm - love - by niki (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got genuinely annoyed at myself when I realised I probably lack the skills to survive a Zombie apocalypse. FML

#20449927
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11982) - you deserved it (29907)

On 01/09/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by drake86 - United Kingdom (Argyll and Bute)

Today, my dad made a voodoo doll out of a melon. This seems to happen a lot. FML

#20449532
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21605) - you deserved it (2412)

On 01/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Israel

Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML

#20448629
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34381) - you deserved it (2772)

On 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend of a year asked me to move in with him. I would have been touched at this gesture, had he not asked in the form of a text message, saying: "Got kicked out. Wanna get a flat or something?" FML

#20447722
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29685) - you deserved it (3566)

On 01/08/2013 at 8:31am - love - by movingbuddy (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML

#20446049
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30491) - you deserved it (6159)

On 01/07/2013 at 10:40am - love - by gassy - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a café with my friends when an elderly man noticed my dimples. He came up to me, stroked them while whispering, "One in a million" then walked out. Now my friends do this to me constantly, even while driving home. I almost hit a tree. FML

#20440419
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34194) - you deserved it (3088)

On 01/03/2013 at 6:35am - misc - by Dimples (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML

#20436663
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41955) - you deserved it (5922)

On 01/01/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

#20434472
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39407) - you deserved it (3699)

On 12/31/2012 at 5:36pm - work - by shattysituation - United States

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending". She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

#20421624
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33872) - you deserved it (2615)

On 12/25/2012 at 3:59pm - misc - by really mature, GRAN (woman) - United States (California)



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