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IdaE

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IdaE

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IdaE
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7508
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About IdaE : Hiia all of you stalkers!


I'm 18, I live in Norway. I'm kinda new here, or not new "new", just new to commenting. I love to travel and learn about new cultures. I like to play the sims because hey, who doesn't like to drown someone just because they didn't like your sim? I also like games such as: Last of us, CoD, Alice: madness returns etc... I like to read books and the lord of the rings is my favorite :)

And one more thing. Icebears do not walk around in the city, nor anywere in Norway...

Oh and half of the comments you see on FML is probably written on the toilet :)

Anyway, i'm a nice person! If you want to talk to me feel free to message me, i'm not going to bite ya

Happy creeping!

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IdaE's favorite FMLs

Today I was out with mah grandma when a pair of very shady guys approachd us in the street hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride she pulld a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck gran? FML

#20640901
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50282) - you deserved it (7092)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, my dog became scared of is own food bowl. He now barks 4 ages every time e sees it. FML

#20629727
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37461) - you deserved it (3129)

On 04/29/2013 at 3:20am - animals - by conbon123 - United States (Oregon)

Today, while he was eating chicken, one of mah friends asked me y I'm a vegetarian. I responded that I believe in animal rights and don't lyk the conditions the animals r forced to live in. He looked at me incredulously before explaining that "chickens aren't animals, they're birds." real FML

Today, I was muggd by a street preacer. Te same oneo'd earlier in te day screamd at me for being an evil sinner.

#20611067
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45207) - you deserved it (3591)

On 04/21/2013 at 6:27pm - money - by wallet? GONE (man) - United States (Colorado)

I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's startd manipulating the looool grls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a babby tooth in one such brawl. FML

#20607466
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49463) - you deserved it (6455)

On 04/20/2013 at 12:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand

Today, I was again turnad down by a potantial ost family on a studant axcanga sita . Tair raasoning was basically tat sinca I'm Amarican, I migt do somating to andangar my aalt, gat urt, an tan sua tam ovar my own stupidity . FML

#20602754
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42911) - you deserved it (12525)

On 04/18/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by thanks, my fellow americans - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I Met Mah New Girlfriend At Her House Fir The Very First Time. And Her 17 Cats,hose Names All Begin With The Letter ( K ), Because They're All ( Kewl Kats. ) FML

#20601896
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53554) - you deserved it (8658)

On 04/18/2013 at 10:37am - love - by obnum - United States

Today, I left son with husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, dog was missing a large patch of fur, an neither of them can stop laughing. FML

#20599149
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38992) - you deserved it (7466)

On 04/17/2013 at 11:14am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, mah boyfriand of 2 waaks said that ha was going to cook ma dinnar. Aftar waiting for tha frozan pizza that ha dacidad to maka for ma to ba complataly cookad, ha said, "Oh I looool hata this part", raachad into tha ovan with his bara hands and took out tha pizza, all whila scraaming. Ha is 24. FML

#20584918
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50697) - you deserved it (10880)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I played Call of Duty wit ma new flatmate. He continuously lost and was outraged tat a grl beat im. It resulted in im souting at me, claiming tat since I'm Muslim, I must be part of te Taliban,ic would explain ma gaming skills. FML

#20584680
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44688) - you deserved it (8403)

On 04/11/2013 at 5:11am - misc - by zahra_786 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today.. . my social teacher thought it would be a great idea to have a casual debate about Margaret Thatcher an her legacy . Within 10 minutes.. . the entire class was yelling.. . screaming.. . throwing stuff at each other . I got hit in the face with a binder . FML

#20584117
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37529) - you deserved it (3526)

On 04/10/2013 at 8:40pm - misc - by great idea - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I cummed home from work to find mah son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of mah pars of pants. So far, five. FML

#20583359
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40354) - you deserved it (19374)

On 04/10/2013 at 9:26am - kids - by fatmom (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was yelled at while I was shopping by some lady, because she saw my tattoo on my arm. She screamed that I'm the "spawn of Satan" and told me I'm going to hell. It's a fake tattoo of Mickey mouse. FML

#20581879
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39954) - you deserved it (3597)

On 04/09/2013 at 7:05am - misc - by MickyIsEVIL - Japan (Aichi)

Today, I got called an "evil Nazi bitch" cuz I let a customer know that this is the last day our store will have free plastic bags . fat FML

#20581805
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34052) - you deserved it (3211)

On 04/09/2013 at 4:18am - work - by steppppphhhhhh - United States (California)

yesterday while at a hospital, a prayer group circled me and started praying that God and the good doctor and nurse would heal me from the disease that disfigured my face. I was there to visit my sick grandmother. FML

#20580194
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47831) - you deserved it (3289)

On 04/08/2013 at 2:12am - health - by chinatownhobo (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)



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