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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9874
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About IdaE : Hiia all of you stalkers!

I'm 18, I live in Norway. I'm kinda new here, or not new "new", just new to commenting. I love to travel and learn about new cultures. I like to play the sims because hey, who doesn't like to drown someone just because they didn't like your sim? I also like games such as: Last of us, CoD, Alice: madness returns etc... I like to read books and the lord of the rings is my favorite :)

And one more thing. Icebears do not walk around in the city, nor anywere in Norway...

Oh and half of the comments you see on FML is probably written on the toilet :)

Anyway, i'm a nice person! If you want to talk to me feel free to message me, i'm not going to bite ya

Happy creeping!

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Fucked!<b>khoov19</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 3:33pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 8:42am<b>taccoburrito596</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:22am<b>tanyka16</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 3:15am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 11:08pm

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IdaE's favorite FMLs

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML


I agree, your life sucks (58504) - you deserved it (4552)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (46257) - you deserved it (6172)

On 05/19/2013 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48424) - you deserved it (5105)

On 05/18/2013 at 4:06pm - love - by Mr_poole (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I spent hours debating with a lady who claimed she'd spent years "studying the big bang theory". Not only did she not know the scientific meaning of the word "theory", her killer argument was "If the big bang happened, where are the fossils?" I'm not sure whether or not I just got trolled. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38355) - you deserved it (4984)

On 05/18/2013 at 2:44pm - misc - by look at the fucking universe, lady (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52719) - you deserved it (14194)

On 05/17/2013 at 5:16pm - health - by -1 friend (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49367) - you deserved it (3424)

On 05/15/2013 at 7:45pm - love - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I posted a Facebook status about how I hoped to spend the rest of my life with my boyfriend. A couple of hours later, I saw a comment on it saying he'd never done anything bad enough to deserve that kind of torment. Thanks, mom. FML


Today, my new neighbor moved in. Because she was fairly young, I offered to mow her grass whenever it needed cut. Her dad then tried to start a fight with me because he thought it was sexual come-on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40710) - you deserved it (6710)

On 05/14/2013 at 7:52pm - misc - by Brenden - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me straight in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47102) - you deserved it (3705)

On 05/14/2013 at 12:48pm - work - by sumhub94 - United States

Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41374) - you deserved it (4216)

On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, our cat died. My five-year-old tried to flush him down the toilet. FML

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML


I agree, your life sucks (92679) - you deserved it (5861)

On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47679) - you deserved it (4552)

On 05/10/2013 at 4:11pm - misc - by o___O" (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me admit that I was lying before I'd even finished. FML

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