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About IcyJack : You have reached IcyJack's profile. If you want to tell him to f*** off, press 1 now. If you have a question for him, please insert foot into mouth now. If you wish to know what a pilcrow is, press tilde now. If you are reading this in your head like an answering machine, please hold. An associate will be routed to your location shortly, after picking up ammunition for an unrelated reason.

Watch out for those stairs, bro.

Yes, I know I have a picture of a cake on my profile, and yes, I know what it refers to. Don't be redundant, folks.



IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING!

Everything I say is sarcastic. And a lie.

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I told you, dawg!

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