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Watch out for those stairs, bro.
Yes, I know I have a picture of a cake on my profile, and yes, I know what it refers to. Don't be redundant, folks.
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING!
Everything I say is sarcastic. And a lie.
I told you, dawg!
Up and coming moderator
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Monday 5 October 2015