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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 January 1991 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1129
  • Number of comments : 111
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Watch out for those stairs, bro.

Yes, I know I have a picture of a cake on my profile, and yes, I know what it refers to. Don't be redundant, folks.


Everything I say is sarcastic. And a lie.

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I told you, dawg!

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